Well I do...
Well if you do, then you might recognise these recent images of celebrities sunning themselves in Ischia (where I'm staying).
They were all here for the Ischia film festival...but I wondered...where was this sunning spot they were all hanging out at...and after hearing that Gerard Butler was on the island, as was Trudie Styler, then when on earth was I going to bump into them??? Most of the paps got their shots on a Sunday -damn, I was in Capi that day.
So I settled into another day at Giardino Eden. After a heavy day of swimming in the morning, I perched on the edge of the pool and just watched my little friends playing in the water. It was 4pm. I was in a daze. I was just staring over at the other pool.
Wait a minute...was that...is that...did I just see Karolina Kurkova walk past?
...and is that...Coco Sumner (and friend)?
...and there goes Trudie Styler.
They're only all having a long leisurely lunch here...together...finally...I get to do a little bit of celebrity spotting!
Phew. That's pretty much covered my 2011 fix.
Next night. Tuesday night. I can't sleep that well. I'm restless. I wake up at 1.30am to this...
Coco Sumner's only giving a little 4 song performance next door, right in earshot.
So, no need for Daily Mail for a couple of days, as it's in my back garden!
I happened to find where they were all sunning themselves on my way to the Negombo thermal park in Lacco Ameno, and unfortunately I was too late, and instead of being mistaken for a celebrity, I fell FLAT on my face in front of the L'Albergo Della Regina Isabella (hotel where they were all staying), as my flowing indigo skirt got caught under my toe.
|The rock in Lacco Ameno that looks like??? A MUSHROOM!|
|Is Kelly, Karolina or Helena there??|
I relaxed for a day of sunbathing and after a lot of pasta, my body was hankering for some red meat. My pores were screaming out for red meat. I went with the craving and opted for the fillet steak.
|Relax in the shade of the restaurant|
|Some San Pellegrino?|
|Some melon and prosciutto?|
|The much needed red meat!|
Iron reloaded. Oxygen pumping again.